Markus’s Jamaican Me Crazy Birthday Celebration

6 Days

It’s a Celebration!

You’re invited to celebrate Markus’s Jamaican Me Crazy Birthday Celebration

Montego Bay, Jamaica – August 10-15, 2021

How to Use this Booking Page

  1. Select the Book Now to start the Booking Process  OR Navigate to the “Payment Authorization” tab and enter your selections/details.
  2. Review and select your room type via the ‘Extra Services’ tab on the right side of the page
  3. Be sure to only select your room type of choice and zero out the default base type
  4. Keep in mind, pricing is based on double occupancy. If you are traveling solo please add the Single Traveler supplement to your selection.
  5. Additional add-ons are also available under the ‘Extra Services’ tab
  6. An updated invoice will be provided by email and we’ll follow up to confirm your rooming options

**NOTE: Initial Deposit includes Paypal Credit Card processing fee of 4%.  Using the Credit Card Authorization form has no associated fees.

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Stay at 1 ; Play at 3!

Markus would love for you to join him as he celebrates his birthday in Jamaica.  Due to the overwhelming response and popularity of the location and property we are offering 2 options while inventory lasts.

  • Option 1 – Breathelss Montego Bay Resort & Spa
  • Option 2 – Secrets Wild Orchid

Breathless Montego Bay Resort and Spa is an all-inclusive, 18+ adults-only resort situated on the pristine beaches of Montego Bay. This resort will offer guests the perfect adults-only escape with around-the-clock entertainment and Unlimited Luxury® where everything is included. Whether guests are looking to unwind in the state-of-the-art Breathless Spa by Pevonia® or get involved with the mega dance parties this resort is perfect for everyone.

Secrets Wild Orchid Montego Bay is an all-inclusive, adults-only (18+) resort, located on a private white-sand beach in Jamaica. Featuring 24-hour room service, breathtaking ocean views and a myriad of amenities, this vacation spot is perfect for relaxation and fun. Located on a peninsula, Secrets Wild Orchid boasts a high standard of exclusivity; all suites offer spectacular views across the ocean, pool or gardens from their spacious, private balconies.

Maximum Occupancy

  • 2 Adults  PER SUITE

A NON-REFUNDABLE, NON-TRANSFERABLE deposit of  $300/person is required to reserve your stay and lock in airfare while they’re available and at a low rate.  Prices are subject to change until secured with deposit or full payment.  Monthly payments are recommended.

Traveling solo?  All rooms are based on double occupancy.  Roommate matching is available upon request.  Please be sure to select the Solo Guest option at check out located under Extra Services.

Deposit & Payment Plan

  • $300/person non-refundable deposit due at time of booking
  • Final payment is due  July 5, 2021
  • Monthly payments of $100/person due on the 15th of each month

How to Use this Booking Page

  1. Select the Book Now to start the Booking Process
  2. Room categories , Pricing and additional stay options may be found under the Extra Services tab.
  3. Review and select your room type via the ‘Extra Services’ tab on the right side of the page
  4. Be sure to only select your room type of choice and zero out unnecessary items.
  5. Keep in mind, pricing is based on double occupancy with a maximum of 2 Adults/Suite unless otherwise noted.
  6. An updated invoice will be provided by email and we’ll follow up to confirm your rooming options.
  7. Travel Insurance is available under the Travel Insurance tab and highly recommended to be purchased within 21 days of your initial deposit

Note:  Please contact us via click to email us  if you require dates prior to or after the vacation dates.

What's Included?

  • 6 days/5 Night Accommodations
  • All-Inclusive dining at a selection of 9 restaurants DAILY
  • Round-trip Shared transfers
  • Club Mobay Arrival & Departure +FastTrack access through immigrations in Montego Bay
  • Onsite COVID testing (starting at $0 however pricing subject to change)
  • Concierge & Room Service
  • Pool and beach wait service
  • Daily refreshed mini-bar with soft drinks, juice, bottled water and beer
  • Daily maid service
  • Endless daytime activities and live nightly entertainment
  • Theme parties, oceanfront bars and entertainment venues
  • No wristbands required
  • All taxes and gratuities included
  • 24-hour virtual butler service (subject to COVID-19 restrictions)

What IS NOT Included?

  • Airport parking
  • Baggage Fees
  • Vacation Protection **highly recommended


3 hours
Lunch, Dinner

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

Breakfast, Lunch

Amenities & Dining Options

Choose from seven delectable dining options including four à la carte restaurants, a buffet, a grill and a café. No reservations required. 24-Hour dining options allow guests to stay in and order room service.

*Sip, Savor & See is temporarily not available

Breathless RESTAURANTS (You will have access to these and those at Secrets)

Bare Buns Grill – Delicious burgers, Jamaican patties, cocktails and light fares
Dress Code: Casual

Culinaria – Extensive à la carte selection of classic, international menus with a Caribbean influence in air conditioned indoor seating or outdoor terrace
Open for dinner
Dress Code: Casual Elegance

Fish Nets – A foodie’s delight, with delicately grilled seafood and other specialities served in a casual Caribbean ambience with indoor and alfresco seating options available and views of the bay
Open for lunch
Dress Code: Casual Elegance

Altitude – Poised atop the resort, Altitude’s panoramic views will be rivaled only by its exquisite fusion fares, a gastronomic adventure with dishes that combine elements of different culinary traditions. Nab a seat at that magical hour when the sky is most colorful and watch the sun set with a well-deserved cocktail
Open for lunch, dinner, and happy hour
Dress Code: Casual Elegance

Spoon – Main buffet restaurant serving a variety of international specialties with air-conditioned indoor seating and outdoor terrace options. Liven up your morning with the live DJ featured on weekend mornings
Open for breakfast
Dress Code: Casual

Sofrito – Locally grown ingredients and Latin influences fill the menu at Sofrito while calming water motifs, natural wood and fiery red water goblets, merge together to create a sophisticated ambiance with banquet table options for mingling and secluded tables for two for a romantic touch
Open for dinner
Dress Code: Casual Elegance


Altitude Rooftop Bar – Tasteful mixes served at our rooftop bar, offering stunning 360° unobstructed views of the mountains, ocean and bay with Reggae, Salsa and Meringue as a backdrop, so enjoy the good times and indulge in Caribbean elegance, rhythms and adventurous cocktails
Xhale club guests only for certain times; All guests for certain times

The Bar – Delightful cocktail mixes and premium brands in a mellow, relaxed atmosphere so you can sip and enjoy views of the bay punctuated with lush tropical buds

Freestyle – Main pool entertainment zone with a swim-up bar, funky glasses and a DJ

Foam – Beach bar with palapas and wait service

Wink – See-and-be-seen in the main lobby bar and music lounge, where guests can find a cozy seat and reconnect with those who mean the world to them, or mix, mingle and meet people from around the world. Enjoy premium coffee, iced lattes and espresso shots, or sip hot tea and nibble a scone in true British style. Pastries and deli snacks also available


Secrets Dining Options

Guests can enjoy a wide range of dishes, including Italian, Mexican and seafood as well as other international cuisines at top-star restaurants. Plus, relish in eating delicious snacks and sipping on refreshing cocktails and other beverages by the beach/pool in a casual atmosphere.


La Veranda
Enjoy breakfast, lunch and dinner at La Veranda, which serves delicious international and Mexican buffet breakfasts and special themed buffet dinners during the week.

Andiamo Ristorante Italiano
A la Carte Italian Cuisine dinner with an oceanfront view.

Frida Mexican Kitchen
Mexican gourmet menu for dinner.

El Pescador
Have a delicious seafood lunch and dinner while enjoying an oceanfront view.


Enjoy exquisite pizzas, hamburgers, hotdogs and nachos.

Sole Gelato and Coffee
Serves up American coffee, cappuccino, espresso and flavored coffees along with a variety of fresh baked sweet rolls and ice cream.


Lobby Bar: Ocean view bar, offers live music at night. Serves beers, cocktails, wine and soft drinks.

The Pool Bar (swim-up pool and deck lounge): There is nothing more refreshing on a warm, sunny day than sipping cocktails and nibbling on appetizers at our snack service at the pool and beach.

Cheers Sports Bar: Enjoy your favorite cocktail or beer while watching your favorite sports teams.

Ekinox Sky Lounge: With an outstanding ocean view in a sophisticated and relaxed lounge environment, this adult’s only section is available for guests staying in the Premier Ocean Front rooms. For guest staying in a different room category, there is an additional fee.

Wixol Terrace Lounge: Lounge located near the pool area.

Dress Codes:
Causal – Bermudas (long shorts or Capri pants), sneakers/tennis shoes or sandals. No sleeveless shirts for men. Women must wear a bathing suit warp or cover-up.
Casual Elegance – Sneakers/tennis shoes or dress sandals, dress shirts with short sleeves or collared shirts. No sleeveless shirts or flip-flops. Long pants required for men.

Guests have full access to all the amenities at Secrets Wild Orchid and Secrets St. James next door with 18 additional dining and bar options including the Desires nightclub, the Secrets Spa by Pevonia® and more.

Sip, Savor and See Dining Experience
As part of the privileges of Unlimited Luxury®, Breathless Montego Bay is offering guests the chance to Sip, Savor and See at Sunscape Splash Montego Bay and Sunscape Cove Montego Bay. Enjoy dinner and live entertainment at neighboring sister resorts, including sipping complimentary cocktails, savoring delicious cuisine at the restaurant of your choice and the opportunity to see the evening’s entertainment.
The Sip, Savor and See Dining Experience is only good for dinner. This is not a day pass. Guests must make arrangements through the resort concierge by 3pm. Guests may choose to dine at any of the restaurants that are serving dinner. Guests are responsible for cost of transportation to and from the resort. A maximum of 4 people are allowed per seating. Special restrictions may apply for Christmas and New Year’s Eve dinners and special events. Guests can utilize the facilities at the resort they are visiting from 6 pm to 1 am, including bars and theater. Exchange privileges may be limited due to private events and resort buyouts.

Romantic Dinners*
Enhance your experience with a private romantic dinner for two! Make whatever special occasion you are celebrating – honeymoons, anniversaries, birthdays – even more special with a private dinner with your sweetheart. Ask about our very romantic, private candlelight dinner on the beach for two, which is served only by advance reservation through our concierge.

*Limited availability. Additional charges apply.

This resort features a wide variety of services and facilities for guests to enjoy, with everything from pools with a swim-up bar to airport transportation to ensure every stay is stress-free.

  • 3 pools – rooftop, main/infinity and freestyle
  • 3 whirlpools
  • 24-hour front desk service
  • Tours and transportation*
  • Catering services*
  • Airport transportation*
  • Tour desk
  • Private romantic dinners*
  • Laundry and dry-cleaning services*
  • Nurse service*
  • Car rental*
  • Secrets Spa*
  • Gift shop*
  • Long distance calls*
  • Free wireless internet access*
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Wheelchair rental*
  • Currency exchange

*Additional costs apply

Fitness Center

State-of-the-art fitness center is located at neighboring Secrets Wild Orchid and Secrets St. James. Open 6:00 am – 8:00 pm.


  • Treadmills
  • Stationary bikes
  • Step-climber
  • Universal machines
  • Weight room
  • Restrooms
  • Vanity mirror

Computer Lounge

Hours: 9:00 a.m. – 10:00 p.m.

The computer lounge offers a variety of technologies for business or pleasure including:
• One computer station
• Printer and photocopier

The computer lounge is located at the Mezzanine of Breathless Montego Bay Resort and Spa

The brand new Breathless Montego Bay Resort and Spa is an all-inclusive, adults-only resort situated on the pristine beaches of Montego Bay. This resort will offer guests the perfect adults-only escape with around-the-clock entertainment and Unlimited Luxury® where everything is included. Choose from seven delectable dining options including four à la carte restaurants, a buffet, a grill and a café plus no reservations required and 24-hour dining options.

The expansive Xhale club Presidential Suite offers picturesque views of the bay, a living room, dining room, bar, kitchen and separate bedroom. The oversized bathroom includes a rain shower with marble details, a soaking tub and double vanity. The spacious terrace with Whirlpool is fully furnished for outdoor dining, entertaining and relaxation.

Note: Space is limited and these rooms sell FAST!  Reserve today.  Prices are not guaranteed until reserved with deposit.

Please Note: All rooms and suites are non-smoking

Xhale Club Privileges:

  • Personalized check-on and check-out with concierge service
  • Upgraded bath and room amenities
  • Pillow Menu
  • Access to the Preferred Club at Secrets St. James and Secrets Wild Orchid
  • Welcome in-room gift and 1 bottle of house sparkling wine upon arrival
  • Afternoon hot and cold hors d’oeuvres; exquisite desserts and fine liquors served in the Preferred club lounges at neighboring Secrets resorts
  • Delivery of evening petit fours

BUTLER SERVICE ***Only Available at Breathless**
Guests staying in the Xhale Club Junior Suite Ocean View or higher room category will receive personalized butler service at no extra cost. Guests staying in a Junior Suite Tropical View and Junior Suite Ocean View can purchase the butler service for an additional cost. This includes:
Upon arrival:

    • Fresh, scented towel and cocktail
    • Escort to suite with luggage delivery as well as unpacking if desired
    • Private resort orientation
    • Assistance with any personal accommodation preferences
    • Ironing of first evening’s attire
    • Provide cell phone to reach butler

During stay:

      • Deliver evening petit fours
      • Book spa appointments, tours and excursions
      • Serve drinks and lunch by the beach or pool
      • Ensure suite is in perfect condition and to guest’s liking throughout stay
      • Fast track room service orders
      • Shine/clean shoes for dinner
      • Coordinate laundry service*
      • Nightly turndown service

Before departure:

        • Coordinate transportation to the airport
        • Assist with packing and check out
        • Escort to transportation and bid personal farewell
        • Retain preferences for future stays

*Laundry service is available at an extra cost. Coordination is complimentary.

All guests are required to pay a non-refundable $300/person deposit to reserve their accommodations and airfare in order to lock in the prices listed.  All prices are subject to change until reserved with deposit or full payment and will be reflected on your final invoice upon submitting deposit.

Payments may be made online via this site or by completing our online  Credit Card Authorization Form

Recommended Payment Schedule

  • ASAP – $300/person deposit for Airfare & Resort Acccommodations
  • 15th of each Month – Minimum $100
  • Final Balance – July 5, 2021

If you’re having issues using the site, you may book your accommodations online or by completing our online registration form.  All deposits are non-refundable, non-exchangable.

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We offer flexible payment options to ensure a stress-free experience!

How it Works:

You make subsequent and/or initial payments online  Submit a Credit Card  Authorization Form (click)

How to Purchase Travel Insurance

There are hundreds of circumstances that could cause you to cancel your trip, return home early or force you to seek emergency medical treatment while traveling. Travel insurance is highly recommended but not required.

  • What are the chances you’ll need it?
  • How willing are you to take risks?
  • How much is peace of mind worth to you?

Take these considerations into account, understand your options, and make an informed decision for your trip. There’s really no better way to protect your vacation investment than by purchasing travel insurance. We highly advise ALL travelers to consider purchasing travel insurance!

Click to  purchase your travel insurance TODAY!

All guest may  purchase flights on their own or opt in for pricing upon registration.  The airfare displayed below provides pricing for a month ahead however you may search and purchase your airfare by displaying the results. You may also opt in for group flights in the upcoming months.

Tentative flights are note below and subject to change and based on availability.  If the price has changed prior to your booking we’ll notify you before processing your payment.


Departure Date Time Flight Info Class Stops
Baltimore (BWI) – Montego Bay (MBJ) 10 Aug 08:35AM –  11:05AM Southwest #918 N 0

Montego Bay (MBJ) – Baltimore (BWI) 15 Aug 04:00PM –  08:20PM Southwest #905 O 0

Group Airfare will require an additional per person deposit (up to $150/person).  If you do purchase your own flights, EMAIL us your details.

Jamaica Airfare

Departure atReturn atStopsAirlineFind tickets
26 January 202430 January 2024DirectSpirit AirlinesTickets from 206


Are passports required for entry?

Generally, all U.S. citizens are required to present a valid U.S. passport when traveling to Saint Lucia, as well as proof of anticipated departure from the country. This includes travelers arriving by airplane and by private sea-going vessel. As a general rule, passports must be valid for six months beyond the date the traveler will exit the U.S. Please check your passports and confirm expiration dates in advance.

What's the acceptable form of currency for Jamaica?

If you’re venturing out of the All Inclusive district and spending time in the cities, the Jamaican currency will be your best option. Jamaican dollars can pay for goods from local street vendors, bars and market stalls.

What's the average temperature during my time of travel?

Daily high temperatures are around 89°F, rarely falling below 87°F or exceeding 91°F. The highest daily average high temperature is 89°F on August 2. Daily low temperatures are around 78°F, rarely falling below 75°F or exceeding 80°F.

What are the COVID-19 entry and exit requirements?

Currently, all passengers must have a PCR test (with a negative result) no more than 5 days prior to arrival in Saint Lucia. All persons entering Saint Lucia must complete an online Registration Form before arrival.

Additionally, per CDC guidelines travellers must submit to a COVID-19 test within 72 hours of return flight to the U.S. We encourage you to visit the following sites to stay abreast of updates to the travel policies as they’re subject to change.

If I was vaccinated do I still need to submit to a COVID-19 test for travel?

Yes. Currenttly, the CDC recommends getting tested 1-3 days before your flight AND 3-5 days after your trip AND stay home and self-quarantine for 7 days. These policies are subject to change please review the CDC website for up to date information.

Will the resort offer COVID-19 testing on property?

Yes, currently COVID-19 testing is available on the property at no cost. This is subject to change and we will keep you abreast via email if anything changes.

What happens if I test positive for COVID-19 or other illness prior to or duing my travels?

You should seek immediate attention by local medical staff on property.

  • 5 Days
  • August 10 -15, 2021
    This experience is based on 6 days and 5 nights accommodations. Days may be extended upon request with earliest arrival date of August 10, 2021.
  • from $2590 PER PERSON based on a Xhale Oceanview King suite and double occupancy. Pricing subject to change until secured with deposit.
  • +$300 per person, non-refundable deposit due ASAP
    +Minimum $100/person monthly installments
    +100% Flexible Financing available with a deposit
    +Final balance due July 5, 2021
  • U.S. citizens are generally required to present a valid U.S. passport when traveling to Jamaica
    Currently, all tavelers to Jamaica must have a negative result from a PCR/Antigen test within 3 days of arrival.
    Must complete and submit a Travel Authorization form within 7 days of arrival.
    These requirements are subject to change on a periodic basis by the Jamaica goverment. Travelers are advised to stay abreast of the requirements by visiting the CDC and Jamaica website.
  • +Deposits are non-refundable, non-transferable
    +Travel Insurance IS NOT included but highly recommended
    to be be purchased within within 21 days of initial deposit for best coverage options.
    +Prices are subject to change until secured with deposit or full payment.